i’m pretty sure this mutant creature thingy that is a pixar brainchild holds my sanity in his hands for the next, oh i don’t know – TEN WEEKS! i can thank the brilliant marketing minds at disney for that i’m sure. through their machinations, they have permeated the brains of five year old boys to make sure their parents spend every last discretionary dollar on useless plastic merchandise. well, maybe most parents. cause i’m not going to be one. except for the birthday party decorations, a toy, movie tickets, licensed birthday cake, and maybe a t-shirt. but i’m telling you, that is absolutely positively where it ends.
at least this movie will not result in a quest to buy 1,345,966 die cast cars that prompted midnight trips to wal-mart so we can get the latest releases and find them strewn all over my spot on the couch just when i really wanted nothing more than to sit down because i was so very tired. (i know what a run-on is, just give me a little latitude, i’m very sick.)
this photo is what i’m talking about by the way, and it was taken when we had only bought 101,321 cars. at least i will have the photos as proof when jake is 25 and i want him to know what a tolerant and loving mom i was, who encouraged his creativity and didn’t lose it when i couldn’t sit on my couch. so there.








April 27, 2008 at 2:58 am |
Boy do I know what you mean. we have those ‘Cars’ everywhere. I think the only ones we don’t have a pit crew hudson and pit crew fillmore. I am worse than the kids, I can’t walk through Walmart without checking for new ones. Your boy is beautiful. Sammi T
May 4, 2008 at 1:06 pm |
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